Episode Dates for South Park (Newest First)
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| + South Park | #14 | Season 16, Episode 14 | 8th Nov 2012 | in 5 months | 03:00 - 03:30 |  |
| Season 16, Episode 14 - "Season 16, Episode 14" No Summary Available... |
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| + South Park | #13 | Season 16, Episode 13 | 1st Nov 2012 | in 5 months | 02:00 - 02:30 | |
| Season 16, Episode 13 - "Season 16, Episode 13" No Summary Available... |
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| + South Park | #12 | Season 16, Episode 12 | 25th Oct 2012 | in 5 months | 02:00 - 02:30 | |
| Season 16, Episode 12 - "Season 16, Episode 12" No Summary Available... |
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| + South Park | #11 | Season 16, Episode 11 | 18th Oct 2012 | in 4 months | 02:00 - 02:30 | |
| Season 16, Episode 11 - "Season 16, Episode 11" No Summary Available... |
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| + South Park | #10 | Season 16, Episode 10 | 12th Oct 2012 | in 4 months | 02:00 - 02:30 | |
| Season 16, Episode 10 - "Season 16, Episode 10" No Summary Available... |
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| + South Park | #9 | Season 16, Episode 9 | 4th Oct 2012 | in 4 months | 02:00 - 02:30 | |
| Season 16, Episode 9 - "Season 16, Episode 9" No Summary Available... |
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| + South Park | #8 | Season 16, Episode 8 | 27th Sep 2012 | in 4 months | 02:00 - 02:30 | |
| Season 16, Episode 8 - "Season 16, Episode 8" No Summary Available... |
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| + South Park | #7 | Cartman Finds Love | 26th Apr 2012 | 3 weeks ago | 02:00 - 02:30 | |
| Season 16, Episode 7 - "Cartman Finds Love" A romance for Cartman may finally become a reality when there's a new girl at school. |
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| + South Park | #6 | I Should Have Never Gone Ziplining | 19th Apr 2012 | 1 month ago | 02:00 - 02:30 | |
| Season 16, Episode 6 - "I Should Have Never Gone Ziplining" The boys try zip-lining in the Colorado mountains on the last day of spring break, but their adventure takes a dangerous, life-threatening turn. |
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| + South Park | #5 | Butterballs | 12th Apr 2012 | 1 month ago | 02:00 - 02:30 | |
| Season 16, Episode 5 - "Butterballs" Stan organizes an antibullying video when Butters is tormented by an unlikely predator. |
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| + South Park | #4 | Jewpacabra | 5th Apr 2012 | 1 month ago | 02:00 - 02:30 | |
| Season 16, Episode 4 - "Jewpacabra" The town's Easter-egg hunt may be canceled due to rumors of a vicious beast that Cartman claims to have caught on film. |
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| + South Park | #3 | Faith Hilling | 29th Mar 2012 | 1 month ago | 02:00 - 02:30 | |
| Season 16, Episode 3 - "Faith Hilling" An evolutionary development poses a grave threat to humanity. |
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| + South Park | #2 | Cash For Gold | 22nd Mar 2012 | 2 months ago | 02:00 - 02:30 | |
| Season 16, Episode 2 - "Cash For Gold" No Summary Available... |
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| + South Park | #1 | Reverse Cowgirl | 15th Mar 2012 | 2 months ago | 02:00 - 02:30 | |
| Season 16, Episode 1 - "Reverse Cowgirl" One of the boys had been told time and time again about leaving the toilet seat up after he goes to the bathroom, but he didn't listen. His actions have consequences and ultimately result in an unimaginable catastrophe. |
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| + South Park | #14 | The Poor Kid | 17th Nov 2011 | 6 months ago | 03:00 - 03:30 | |
| Season 15, Episode 14 - "The Poor Kid" Kenny ends up in the foster care system after his parents are arrested. |
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| + South Park | #13 | A History Channel Thanksgiving | 10th Nov 2011 | 6 months ago | 03:00 - 03:30 | |
| Season 15, Episode 13 - "A History Channel Thanksgiving" The boys learn what really happened at the first Thanksgiving—including an extraterrestrial presence—from a TV documentary. |
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| + South Park | #12 | 1% | 3rd Nov 2011 | 6 months ago | 02:00 - 02:30 | |
| Season 15, Episode 12 - "1%" The kids at South Park Elementary are being punished for Cartman's failings in the physical education department. What will Cartman do when they all gang up on him? |
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| + South Park | #11 | Broadway Bro Down | 27th Oct 2011 | 6 months ago | 02:00 - 02:30 | |
| Season 15, Episode 11 - "Broadway Bro Down" An animated adult series about four potty-mouthed, trash-talking grade schoolers living in a Colorado town. Rude, crude and seriously funny, it became an immediate hit after its Comedy Central debut in August 1997, inspiring some guest voice appearances by series fans (among them, George Clooney), a feature film and any number of weak cartoon imitations. |
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| + South Park | #10 | Bass to Mouth | 20th Oct 2011 | 7 months ago | 02:00 - 02:30 | |
| Season 15, Episode 10 - "Bass to Mouth" The students of South Park Elementary are the victims of a new gossip website. An elusive hacker has somehow gained access into the student's confidential phone calls and e-mails and is posting all their juicy stories. The boys are shocked when they discover the identity of the hacker. |
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| + South Park | #9 | The Last of the Meheecans | 13th Oct 2011 | 7 months ago | 02:00 - 02:30 | |
| Season 15, Episode 9 - "The Last of the Meheecans" What begins as an innocent game between the boys turns serious when Cartman joins the U.S. Border Patrol. Not surprisingly, Cartman turns out to be really good at stopping Mexicans. |
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| + South Park | #8 | Ass Burgers | 6th Oct 2011 | 7 months ago | 02:00 - 02:30 | |
| Season 15, Episode 8 - "Ass Burgers" Cartman finds a unique way of coping with Asperger's syndrome. Even Kyle and Kenny are on board. Meanwhile, Stan can't seem to get his life back to normal no matter what he tries. Will anything ever be the same in South Park again? |
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| + South Park | #7 | You're Getting Old | 9th Jun 2011 | 11 months ago | 02:00 - 02:30 | |
| Season 15, Episode 7 - "You're Getting Old" In this special dramatic episode, Stan begins seeing everyone and everything as piles of shit now that he's turning ten years old, which turns him cynical. Meanwhile, Randy and Sheila's marital problems take a turn for the worse and the two decide to break up permanently. |
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| + South Park | #6 | City Sushi | 2nd Jun 2011 | 11 months ago | 02:00 - 02:30 | |
| Season 15, Episode 6 - "City Sushi" Butters is diagnosed with multiple personality disorder. The boys want to help Butters find out what's really happening to him but Butters may not like what they find. Meanwhile, City Wok (the Chinese restaurant) faces competition with a Japanese restaurant called City Sushi. |
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| + South Park | #5 | Crack Baby Athletic Association | 26th May 2011 | 11 months ago | 02:00 - 02:30 | |
| Season 15, Episode 5 - "Crack Baby Athletic Association" Cartman takes in Kyle (of all people) as a protege for his latest get-rich-quick scheme: an athletic association dedicated to crack babies. |
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| + South Park | #4 | T.M.I. | 19th May 2011 | 1 year ago | 02:00 - 02:30 | |
| Season 15, Episode 4 - "T.M.I." Cartman is furious when he mistakes a bulletin board message about the boys' heights for their penis measurements, and is sent to anger management following a lunchroom blow-up. |
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| + South Park | #3 | Royal Pudding | 12th May 2011 | 1 year ago | 02:00 - 02:30 | |
| Season 15, Episode 3 - "Royal Pudding" The Prince of Canada is about to take a princess. It is a joyous time for all Canadians as the royal wedding commences. But just as the prince and princess are about to be joined for all eternity, the princess is abducted! All Canadians are called upon to help save the princess. Ike answers the call to arms. |
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| + South Park | #2 | Funnybot | 5th May 2011 | 1 year ago | 02:00 - 02:30 | |
| Season 15, Episode 2 - "Funnybot" Jimmy hosts the Special Ed Departments First Annual Comedy Awards at South Park Elementary in an all-new episode of "South Park" titled, "Funnybot, premiering on Wednesday, May 4 at 10:00 p.m. on Comedy Central. At the schools first annual Comedy Awards, Jimmy announces that the Germans are the least funny people in the world. Germany is highly insulted. They vow that retaliation toward the kids at South Park Elementary will be swift and brutal. |
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| + South Park | #1 | HUMANCENTiPAD | 28th Apr 2011 | 1 year ago | 02:00 - 02:30 | |
| Season 15, Episode 1 - "HUMANCENTiPAD" Kyle is intimately involved in the development of a revolutionary new product called HumancentiPad. |
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| + South Park | #14 | Crème Fraiche | 18th Nov 2010 | 1 year ago | 03:00 - 03:30 | |
| Season 14, Episode 14 - "Crème Fraiche" Stans life is a shambles both at home and in school. Randys obsession with the Food Network Is changing everything. It even forces Sharon to explore a new interest of her own. When his mom takes off with her "new interest", Stan is left behind to pick up the pieces. |
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| + South Park | #14 | Crème Fraiche | 18th Nov 2010 | 1 year ago | 03:00 - 03:30 | |
| Season 14, Episode 14 - "Crème Fraiche" Stans life is a shambles both at home and in school. Randys obsession with the Food Network Is changing everything. It even forces Sharon to explore a new interest of her own. When his mom takes off with her "new interest", Stan is left behind to pick up the pieces. |
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| + South Park | #13 | Coon Vs. Coon & Friends | 11th Nov 2010 | 1 year ago | 03:00 - 03:30 | |
| Season 14, Episode 13 - "Coon Vs. Coon & Friends" The Coon shows himself to be even more evil than the dark lord, Cthulhu, as he punishes his former partners in Coon & Friends. Kenny McCormick, is wrestling with the weight of his own super power through his alter-ego, Mysterion. Will Coon and Friends save the day? Will Mysterion ever come to terms with his ability to defy death? All this as the nation waits and wonders: Where is Captain Hindsight? |
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| + South Park | #13 | Coon Vs. Coon & Friends | 11th Nov 2010 | 1 year ago | 03:00 - 03:30 | |
| Season 14, Episode 13 - "Coon Vs. Coon & Friends" The Coon shows himself to be even more evil than the dark lord, Cthulhu, as he punishes his former partners in Coon & Friends. Kenny McCormick, is wrestling with the weight of his own super power through his alter-ego, Mysterion. Will Coon and Friends save the day? Will Mysterion ever come to terms with his ability to defy death? All this as the nation waits and wonders: Where is Captain Hindsight? |
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| + South Park | #12 | Mysterion Rises | 4th Nov 2010 | 1 year ago | 02:00 - 02:30 | |
| Season 14, Episode 12 - "Mysterion Rises" No Summary Available... |
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| + South Park | #12 | Mysterion Rises | 4th Nov 2010 | 1 year ago | 02:00 - 02:30 | |
| Season 14, Episode 12 - "Mysterion Rises" No Summary Available... |
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| + South Park | #12 | Mysterion Rises | 4th Nov 2010 | 1 year ago | 02:00 - 02:30 | |
| Season 14, Episode 12 - "Mysterion Rises" No Summary Available... |
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| + South Park | #11 | Coon 2: Hindsight | 28th Oct 2010 | 1 year ago | 02:00 - 02:30 | |
| Season 14, Episode 11 - "Coon 2: Hindsight" No Summary Available... |
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| + South Park | #11 | Coon 2: Hindsight | 28th Oct 2010 | 1 year ago | 02:00 - 02:30 | |
| Season 14, Episode 11 - "Coon 2: Hindsight" No Summary Available... |
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| + South Park | #10 | Insheeption | 21st Oct 2010 | 1 year ago | 02:00 - 02:30 | |
| Season 14, Episode 10 - "Insheeption" No Summary Available... |
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| + South Park | #9 | It's A Jersey Thing | 14th Oct 2010 | 1 year ago | 02:00 - 02:30 | |
| Season 14, Episode 9 - "It's A Jersey Thing" No Summary Available... |
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| + South Park | #8 | Poor And Stupid | 7th Oct 2010 | 1 year ago | 02:00 - 02:30 | |
| Season 14, Episode 8 - "Poor And Stupid" Cartman wants to race with the pros and he's ready to do whatever it takes to make it happen. He's afraid that no matter how hard he tries, he'll never reach the the level of the other NASCAR drivers. Working with Butters as his pit boss, Cartman pulls out all the stops to compete in the race of his life. |
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| + South Park | #7 | Crippled Summer | 29th Apr 2010 | 2 years ago | 02:00 - 02:30 | |
| Season 14, Episode 7 - "Crippled Summer" There's no time for fun and games for Jimmy and his friends as they strive to be the champions of Summer Camp. Jimmy's going for the gold in the camp's surfing competition. |
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| + South Park | #6 | 201 | 22nd Apr 2010 | 2 years ago | 02:00 - 02:30 | |
| Season 14, Episode 6 - "201" It's a tense situation in South Park as Muhammad has become the pawn in the game to save the town. The Ginger kids are threatening to destroy the city if Stan and Kyle don't hand over the Prophet and the celebrities have met violence with violence by unleashing Mecha Streisand. In the midst of all of this, all anyone really wants to know is, who is Eric Cartman's father? |
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| + South Park | #5 | 200 | 15th Apr 2010 | 2 years ago | 02:00 - 02:30 | |
| Season 14, Episode 5 - "200" While on a school field trip, Stan accidentally insults Tom Cruise and sets off a chain reaction. 200 previously ridiculed celebrities stand strong in a class action lawsuit against the town of South Park. This could be the thing that destroys South Park forever. |
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| + South Park | #4 | You Have 0 Friends | 8th Apr 2010 | 2 years ago | 02:00 - 02:30 | |
| Season 14, Episode 4 - "You Have 0 Friends" Kyle begins losing Facebook friends after accepting a friend invitation from an unpopular boy. |
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| + South Park | #3 | Medicinal Fried Chicken | 1st Apr 2010 | 2 years ago | 02:00 - 02:30 | |
| Season 14, Episode 3 - "Medicinal Fried Chicken" Due to new laws banning fast-food restaurants from being built in low-income towns, Cartman starts his own Kentucky Fried Chicken cartel to get his fix. Meanwhile, all of the abandoned fast-food joints have been converted to medicinal marijuana dispensaries, prompting Randy to intentionally make himself sick so he can have a reason to smoke weed. |
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| + South Park | #2 | The Tale of Scrotie McBoogerballs | 25th Mar 2010 | 2 years ago | 02:00 - 02:30 | |
| Season 14, Episode 2 - "The Tale of Scrotie McBoogerballs" Mr. Garrison assigns his fourth grade class to read J.D. Salinger's "The Catcher in the Rye." The boys are excited after hearing about how the book has been banned for its salacious content, but soon discover that the book (in their eyes) isn't as raunchy as they think, prompting the four of them to create their own controversial novel. But when Stan's mom finds the book, the boys pin the blame on Butters and Butters becomes famous. |
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| + South Park | #1 | Sexual Healing | 18th Mar 2010 | 2 years ago | 02:00 - 02:30 | |
| Season 14, Episode 1 - "Sexual Healing" The nation's top scientists come together to put a stop to the recent phenomenon of rich, successful men who suddenly want to have sex with many, many women. After extensive testing, some of the fourth grade boys in South Park Elementary are diagnosed as sex addicts. |
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| + South Park | #14 | Pee | 19th Nov 2009 | 2 years ago | 03:00 - 03:30 | |
| Season 13, Episode 14 - "Pee" Things at the water park are not what they seem. The boy’s fun filled day is about to turn deadly. Events are in play at Splash Town that signal the end of the world is upon us. Cartman tries to warn everyone but no one will listen. Disaster is about to strike and the boys are in a race to survive. |
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| + South Park | #14 | Pee | 19th Nov 2009 | 2 years ago | 03:00 - 03:30 | |
| Season 13, Episode 14 - "Pee" Things at the water park are not what they seem. The boy’s fun filled day is about to turn deadly. Events are in play at Splash Town that signal the end of the world is upon us. Cartman tries to warn everyone but no one will listen. Disaster is about to strike and the boys are in a race to survive. |
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| + South Park | #13 | Dances with Smurfs | 12th Nov 2009 | 2 years ago | 03:00 - 03:30 | |
| Season 13, Episode 13 - "Dances with Smurfs" Eric Cartman seizes the opportunity to become the voice of change at the school when he takes over the morning announcements. His target is South Park Elementary’s Student Body President, Wendy Testaburger. Cartman is asking the tough questions and gaining followers. |
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| + South Park | #13 | Dances with Smurfs | 12th Nov 2009 | 2 years ago | 03:00 - 03:30 | |
| Season 13, Episode 13 - "Dances with Smurfs" Eric Cartman seizes the opportunity to become the voice of change at the school when he takes over the morning announcements. His target is South Park Elementary’s Student Body President, Wendy Testaburger. Cartman is asking the tough questions and gaining followers. |
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| + South Park | #12 | The F Word | 5th Nov 2009 | 2 years ago | 03:00 - 03:30 | |
| Season 13, Episode 12 - "The F Word" Everyone agrees they've had enough of the loud and obnoxious bikers that have arrived in South Park. The boys are taking on the Harley Riders. They throw down the F word and the game is on. |
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| + South Park | #12 | The F Word | 5th Nov 2009 | 2 years ago | 03:00 - 03:30 | |
| Season 13, Episode 12 - "The F Word" Everyone agrees they've had enough of the loud and obnoxious bikers that have arrived in South Park. The boys are taking on the Harley Riders. They throw down the F word and the game is on. |
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| + South Park | #11 | Whale Whores | 29th Oct 2009 | 2 years ago | 02:00 - 02:30 | |
| Season 13, Episode 11 - "Whale Whores" Stan and his family are spending his birthday at the Denver Aquarium where they will get to swim with the dolphins. Things turn bloody when the Japanese attack, kill all the dolphins and ruin Stan’s big day. There seems to be no end to the senseless killing. Stan takes on the cause to save the dolphins from the Japanese. |
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| + South Park | #11 | Whale Whores | 29th Oct 2009 | 2 years ago | 02:00 - 02:30 | |
| Season 13, Episode 11 - "Whale Whores" Stan and his family are spending his birthday at the Denver Aquarium where they will get to swim with the dolphins. Things turn bloody when the Japanese attack, kill all the dolphins and ruin Stan’s big day. There seems to be no end to the senseless killing. Stan takes on the cause to save the dolphins from the Japanese. |
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| + South Park | #10 | W.T.F. | 22nd Oct 2009 | 2 years ago | 02:00 - 02:30 | |
| Season 13, Episode 10 - "W.T.F." The boys have found their new calling in life and they hurry to sign up for the wrestling club. They soon find out the kind of wrestling they teach at school is not the same thing they saw at the WWE. The boy’s wrestling coach has the same problem. He’s been struggling for years to get people to see the difference. |
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| + South Park | #10 | W.T.F. | 22nd Oct 2009 | 2 years ago | 02:00 - 02:30 | |
| Season 13, Episode 10 - "W.T.F." The boys have found their new calling in life and they hurry to sign up for the wrestling club. They soon find out the kind of wrestling they teach at school is not the same thing they saw at the WWE. The boy’s wrestling coach has the same problem. He’s been struggling for years to get people to see the difference. |
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| + South Park | #9 | Butters' Bottom Bitch | 15th Oct 2009 | 2 years ago | 02:00 - 02:30 | |
| Season 13, Episode 9 - "Butters' Bottom Bitch" The boys learn a girl in school named Sally Darson charges for a kiss. Having never been kissed himself, Butters' sees this as an opportunity to escape ridicule. After finally sharing his kiss with Sally, Butters' realizes he's now a man.. and that means making some real money. |
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| + South Park | #9 | Butters' Bottom Bitch | 15th Oct 2009 | 2 years ago | 02:00 - 02:30 | |
| Season 13, Episode 9 - "Butters' Bottom Bitch" The boys learn a girl in school named Sally Darson charges for a kiss. Having never been kissed himself, Butters' sees this as an opportunity to escape ridicule. After finally sharing his kiss with Sally, Butters' realizes he's now a man.. and that means making some real money. |
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| + South Park | #8 | Dead Celebrities | 8th Oct 2009 | 2 years ago | 02:00 - 02:30 | |
| Season 13, Episode 8 - "Dead Celebrities" Constantly tormented by the ghosts of dead celebrities, Ike is stressed and has become increasingly ill. His brother Kyle, along with the boys, seek professional help in an attempt to rid Ike of the famous poltergeists that haunt him. |
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| + South Park | #8 | Dead Celebrities | 8th Oct 2009 | 2 years ago | 02:00 - 02:30 | |
| Season 13, Episode 8 - "Dead Celebrities" Constantly tormented by the ghosts of dead celebrities, Ike is stressed and has become increasingly ill. His brother Kyle, along with the boys, seek professional help in an attempt to rid Ike of the famous poltergeists that haunt him. |
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| + South Park | #8 | Dead Celebrities | 8th Oct 2009 | 2 years ago | 02:00 - 02:30 | |
| Season 13, Episode 8 - "Dead Celebrities" Constantly tormented by the ghosts of dead celebrities, Ike is stressed and has become increasingly ill. His brother Kyle, along with the boys, seek professional help in an attempt to rid Ike of the famous poltergeists that haunt him. |
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| + South Park | #7 | Fatbeard | 23rd Apr 2009 | 3 years ago | 02:00 - 02:30 | |
| Season 13, Episode 7 - "Fatbeard" Butters and a small group of recruits join Cartman in his dream of living on Skull Island where they will frolic in crystal clear waterfalls and discover buried treasure. Cartman promises that paradise awaits if they can just get to Somalia. |
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| + South Park | #7 | Fatbeard | 23rd Apr 2009 | 3 years ago | 02:00 - 02:30 | |
| Season 13, Episode 7 - "Fatbeard" Butters and a small group of recruits join Cartman in his dream of living on Skull Island where they will frolic in crystal clear waterfalls and discover buried treasure. Cartman promises that paradise awaits if they can just get to Somalia. |
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| + South Park | #6 | Pinewood Derby | 16th Apr 2009 | 3 years ago | 02:00 - 02:30 | |
| Season 13, Episode 6 - "Pinewood Derby" Randy is determined that Stan will win this year's Pinewood Derby. He comes up with a plan that will assure Stan a first place trophy. |
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| + South Park | #6 | Pinewood Derby | 16th Apr 2009 | 3 years ago | 02:00 - 02:30 | |
| Season 13, Episode 6 - "Pinewood Derby" Randy is determined that Stan will win this year's Pinewood Derby. He comes up with a plan that will assure Stan a first place trophy. |
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| + South Park | #5 | Fishsticks | 9th Apr 2009 | 3 years ago | 02:00 - 02:30 | |
| Season 13, Episode 5 - "Fishsticks" Jimmy is working on his comedy routine and decides to team up with Cartman. They eventually strike gold with a new joke about "fishsticks," and everyone is loving it. Everyone except Kanye West, that is. Meanwhile, one famous comedian begins to take credit for the now immensely popular "fishsticks" joke, much to Cartman's chagrin. |
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| + South Park | #5 | Fishsticks | 9th Apr 2009 | 3 years ago | 02:00 - 02:30 | |
| Season 13, Episode 5 - "Fishsticks" Jimmy is working on his comedy routine and decides to team up with Cartman. They eventually strike gold with a new joke about "fishsticks," and everyone is loving it. Everyone except Kanye West, that is. Meanwhile, one famous comedian begins to take credit for the now immensely popular "fishsticks" joke, much to Cartman's chagrin. |
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| + South Park | #4 | Eat, Pray, Queef | 2nd Apr 2009 | 3 years ago | 02:00 - 02:30 | |
| Season 13, Episode 4 - "Eat, Pray, Queef" Anticipating the conclusion to a Terrance and Phillip cliffhanger, the boys find a nasty April Fools joke waiting for them instead. The prank doesn't go over well, resulting in a furious Cartman and incapacitated Butters. The boys decide they must do something before it happens again. |
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| + South Park | #4 | Eat, Pray, Queef | 2nd Apr 2009 | 3 years ago | 02:00 - 02:30 | |
| Season 13, Episode 4 - "Eat, Pray, Queef" Anticipating the conclusion to a Terrance and Phillip cliffhanger, the boys find a nasty April Fools joke waiting for them instead. The prank doesn't go over well, resulting in a furious Cartman and incapacitated Butters. The boys decide they must do something before it happens again. |
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| + South Park | #3 | Margaritaville | 26th Mar 2009 | 3 years ago | 02:00 - 02:30 | |
| Season 13, Episode 3 - "Margaritaville" The dreadful financial state has everyone worried. Fearful of the angered economy, Randy steps forward offering a solution - live a life that no longer depends on the economy. Before long the town gets behind his economic recovery movement. Meanwhile, Stan attempts to return a margarita maker but soon finds himself traveling to the nation's capitol. |
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| + South Park | #3 | Margaritaville | 26th Mar 2009 | 3 years ago | 02:00 - 02:30 | |
| Season 13, Episode 3 - "Margaritaville" The dreadful financial state has everyone worried. Fearful of the angered economy, Randy steps forward offering a solution - live a life that no longer depends on the economy. Before long the town gets behind his economic recovery movement. Meanwhile, Stan attempts to return a margarita maker but soon finds himself traveling to the nation's capitol. |
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| + South Park | #2 | The Coon | 19th Mar 2009 | 3 years ago | 02:00 - 02:30 | |
| Season 13, Episode 2 - "The Coon" It's dark times in South Park. The economy is slumping and crime is up. When one young citizen decides to take it upon himself to make things right, the Coon is born. A lone vigilante but a symbol of hope in a time of despair. Before long a rival superhero appears known as Mysterion, threatening the Coon's place as the town's symbol. Desperate, and a little pissed off, the Coon will do anything to stop this new hotshot. |
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| + South Park | #2 | The Coon | 19th Mar 2009 | 3 years ago | 02:00 - 02:30 | |
| Season 13, Episode 2 - "The Coon" It's dark times in South Park. The economy is slumping and crime is up. When one young citizen decides to take it upon himself to make things right, the Coon is born. A lone vigilante but a symbol of hope in a time of despair. Before long a rival superhero appears known as Mysterion, threatening the Coon's place as the town's symbol. Desperate, and a little pissed off, the Coon will do anything to stop this new hotshot. |
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| + South Park | #1 | The Ring | 12th Mar 2009 | 3 years ago | 02:00 - 02:30 | |
| Season 13, Episode 1 - "The Ring" Kenny has a new girlfriend and her name is Tammy. When the boys find out she's a bit of a slut, they feel the need to tell him. Rather than being upset about it, Kenny is ecstatic. After hearing she's this way because of the Jonas Brothers, Kenny buys two tickets to their next show in Denver. His plans are quickly diminished after the Jonas Brothers give Tammy a purity ring. |
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| + South Park | #1 | The Ring | 12th Mar 2009 | 3 years ago | 02:00 - 02:30 | |
| Season 13, Episode 1 - "The Ring" Kenny has a new girlfriend and her name is Tammy. When the boys find out she's a bit of a slut, they feel the need to tell him. Rather than being upset about it, Kenny is ecstatic. After hearing she's this way because of the Jonas Brothers, Kenny buys two tickets to their next show in Denver. His plans are quickly diminished after the Jonas Brothers give Tammy a purity ring. |
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| + South Park | #14 | The Ungroundable | 20th Nov 2008 | 3 years ago | 03:00 - 03:30 | |
| Season 12, Episode 14 - "The Ungroundable" When a new vampire fad hits South Park, the Goth Kids become frustrated when they are continually mistaken as being part of it. Meanwhile, Butters finds the lure of the vampire to be tempting, realizing he wouldn't have to answer to his parents anymore. |
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| + South Park | #13 | Elementary School Musical | 13th Nov 2008 | 3 years ago | 03:00 - 03:30 | |
| Season 12, Episode 13 - "Elementary School Musical" High School Musical fever has hit South Park and the boys just don't get it, eventually taking a vow to never succumb to the peer pressure of singing and dancing. As time goes on they find ignoring it has had serious ramifications. Not only has Butters become more popular than them, but Stan may lose Wendy to Bridon, a third grader who can sing and dance better than anyone else in school. |
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| + South Park | #12 | About Last Night... | 6th Nov 2008 | 3 years ago | 03:00 - 03:30 | |
| Season 12, Episode 12 - "About Last Night..." A new President has been elected and the citizens of South Park are partying in the streets in an all-new episode of “South Park.” While the country celebrates, the President-elect catches everyone off guard when he arrives at the White House prematurely. From the Oval Office, the new Commander-In-Chief assembles his team and prepares for the job ahead. |
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| + South Park | #11 | Pandemic 2: The Startling (2) | 30th Oct 2008 | 3 years ago | 02:00 - 02:30 | |
| Season 12, Episode 11 - "Pandemic 2: The Startling (2)" This week, the boys are lost in the Andes Mountains where they discover the startling secret behind the attack of the giant guinea pigs. The boys now have the power to rescue their town and the rest of the world from the onslaught but the Head of Homeland Security stands firmly in their way. Meanwhile, Randy bravely documents the destruction while trying to save his family. |
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| + South Park | #10 | Pandemic (1) | 23rd Oct 2008 | 3 years ago | 02:00 - 02:30 | |
| Season 12, Episode 10 - "Pandemic (1)" The boys find a way to make money off an international crisis that requires no talent and very little effort. Cartman convinces the other boys to invite Craig to get in on their latest plan. He knows Craig has just what it takes to make their dream a reality. |
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| + South Park | #9 | Breast Cancer Show Ever | 16th Oct 2008 | 3 years ago | 02:00 - 02:30 | |
| Season 12, Episode 9 - "Breast Cancer Show Ever" Wendy gives a presentation on breast cancer awareness month but Cartman, in typical fashion, decides to make a mockery out of it. A furious Wendy challenges him to a fight, but all bets are on Cartman. Now with an after school fight between the two looming and everyone watching, Cartman realizes he may lose a fight to a girl. |
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| + South Park | #8 | The China Probrem | 9th Oct 2008 | 3 years ago | 02:00 - 02:30 | |
| Season 12, Episode 8 - "The China Probrem" Cartman, worried that the Chinese have plans to invade America, forms the American Liberation Front in an attempt to prevent the impending takeover. After the support he's counting on fails, it's up to Butters and Cartman to confront the Chinese alone. Meanwhile Stan, Kyle, and the rest of the boys have trouble dealing with the recent rape of a close friend. |
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| + South Park | #7 | Super Fun Time | 24th Apr 2008 | 4 years ago | 02:00 - 02:30 | |
| Season 12, Episode 7 - "Super Fun Time" South Park Elementary has sent Mr. Garrison’s fourth grade class on a field trip to Pioneer Village, a historical reenactment town where all of the employees roleplay as if it were 1864. However, when Cartman discovers a Super Phun Thyme exists right next door, he forces Butters to sneak out of the complex so that the two of them can do something that is actually fun. Unfortunately, things take a turn for the worse when a highly armed group of thieves burst into Pioneer Village. |
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| + South Park | #6 | Over Logging | 17th Apr 2008 | 4 years ago | 02:00 - 02:30 | |
| Season 12, Episode 6 - "Over Logging" When the citizens of South Park discover the Internet is gone, they can no longer function. After hearing a rumor, the Marsh family packs up and heads west in hope of finding Internet there. Much like the California Gold Rush, they soon find that they're not the only ones looking. |
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| + South Park | #5 | Eek, A Penis! | 10th Apr 2008 | 4 years ago | 02:00 - 02:30 | |
| Season 12, Episode 5 - "Eek, A Penis!" Despite receiving a sex change, the boys teacher Ms. Garrison still believes to be a man on the inside. With Garrison out searching for a way to become a man again, Cartman substitutes for the day. After the kids receive stellar test scores, Cartman is taken to an inner-city school to teach. But before he does that, he decides to change his appearance. |
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| + South Park | #4 | Canada on Strike | 3rd Apr 2008 | 4 years ago | 02:00 - 02:30 | |
| Season 12, Episode 4 - "Canada on Strike" Canada has had enough. Lead by the World Canadian Bureau, the country enters a long and painful strike in hopes the rest of the world will meet their demands. As a result of the strike, the boys are not able to see new episodes of their favorite comedic duo, Terrance and Phillip. It's now up to them to help Canada and end the strike. |
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| + South Park | #3 | Major Boobage | 27th Mar 2008 | 4 years ago | 02:00 - 02:30 | |
| Season 12, Episode 3 - "Major Boobage" The newest drug craze hits South Park. It's called cheesing and the boys are afraid Kenny has become hooked on it after missing school. Meanwhile, Kyle is busted for holding onto contraband, which forces his father Gerald to come face to face with his "Heavy Metal" past. |
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| + South Park | #2 | Britney’s New Look | 20th Mar 2008 | 4 years ago | 02:00 - 02:30 | |
| Season 12, Episode 2 - "Britney’s New Look" While taking a vacation in the Colorado mountains near South Park, Britney Spears has a run-in with the boys. After an incident at a hotel room, they attempt to help Britney escape from the stressful celebrity lifestyle she lives by taking her to a place she can rest. But the boys soon learn the true nature of Britney's success and the powerful forces behind it. |
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| + South Park | #1 | Tonsil Trouble | 13th Mar 2008 | 4 years ago | 02:00 - 02:30 | |
| Season 12, Episode 1 - "Tonsil Trouble" The life of Eric Cartman will never be the same after going in for a routine tonsillectomy. A mishap at the hospital results in Cartman being diagnosed with an incurable disease, and with little support from his friends. Now he is determined to find a cure, even if it costs him all his toys. |
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| + South Park | #14 | The List | 15th Nov 2007 | 4 years ago | 03:00 - 03:30 | |
| Season 11, Episode 14 - "The List" When the boys discover the girls in their class have made a secret list that rates all of them from cutest to ugliest, they stop at nothing to see it. Once they do manage to gain possession of the list, they are shocked to see how they rank. The results are just too much for one of the boys to handle. |
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| + South Park | #13 | Guitar Queer-o | 8th Nov 2007 | 4 years ago | 03:00 - 03:30 | |
| Season 11, Episode 13 - "Guitar Queer-o" Stan and Kyle are great Guitar Hero partners, eventually hitting it big and becoming rock stars. But as it becomes clear that Kyle is only holding Stan back for even more success, their friendship is severally damaged when Kyle is replaced. As Stan becomes increasingly stressed out over an upcoming show, he looks for other methods to calm his nerves. |
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| + South Park | #12 | Imaginationland Episode III (3) | 1st Nov 2007 | 4 years ago | 02:00 - 02:30 | |
| Season 11, Episode 12 - "Imaginationland Episode III (3)" The thrilling conclusion to the Imaginationland Trilogy sees Butters embracing his role as the chosen one. As the evils of our imagination march to the safe haven of the land's inhabitants, the Council of Nine prepare themselves for the coming battle. Back in the real world, Kyle is recovering while Cartman patiently waits for him to finally make good on their bet. |
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| + South Park | #11 | Imaginationland Episode II (2) | 25th Oct 2007 | 4 years ago | 02:00 - 02:30 | |
| Season 11, Episode 11 - "Imaginationland Episode II (2)" As the horrors of Imaginationland run rampant, Stan and Kyle are taken deep into the Pentagon where they learn more of the terrorist attack and what the U.S. government plans to do about it. Meanwhile, a determined Cartman travels to Washington, still with dry balls. |
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| + South Park | #10 | Imaginationland (1) | 18th Oct 2007 | 4 years ago | 02:00 - 02:30 | |
| Season 11, Episode 10 - "Imaginationland (1)" It all begins when Cartman sees a leprechaun. Determined to prove Kyle wrong about their existence, and to capitalize on a bet with him, he forms a search team. Things get even more weird when Stan, Kyle, and the other boys find themselves traveling to an imaginary land on board a flying ship. |
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| + South Park | #9 | More Crap | 11th Oct 2007 | 4 years ago | 02:00 - 02:30 | |
| Season 11, Episode 9 - "More Crap" After a three-week constipation nightmare, Randy Marsh lets loose the biggest crap he's ever seen. He becomes a home-town hero overnight after the guys at the local bar see it. They convince him to contact Guinness and see if he has the world record. This doesn't go over well with the current record-holder Bono. |
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| + South Park | #8 | Le Petit Tourette | 4th Oct 2007 | 4 years ago | 02:00 - 02:30 | |
| Season 11, Episode 8 - "Le Petit Tourette" After encountering another boy with Tourette's syndrome, Cartman fakes having the neurological disorder so he can say whatever he wants. Realizing there are no longer limits to what can be said, Eric prepares himself to be broadcast uncensored on National television. |
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| + South Park | #7 | Night of the Living Homeless | 19th Apr 2007 | 5 years ago | 02:00 - 02:30 | |
| Season 11, Episode 7 - "Night of the Living Homeless" What starts with one bum asking for change, quickly becomes an infestation of the homeless all over South Park. The adults try to save their spare change by using force and reason, but the boys do a little research and find the ultimate solution to the city's growing problem. |
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| + South Park | #6 | D-Yikes | 12th Apr 2007 | 5 years ago | 02:00 - 02:30 | |
| Season 11, Episode 6 - "D-Yikes" After another failed relationship, Ms. Garrison takes out her frustration and anger at men on her fourth grade students. While the boys seek outside help with their homework assignment, their teacher makes a new friend who opens up her eyes to a completely new lifestyle. |
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| + South Park | #5 | Fantastic Easter Special | 5th Apr 2007 | 5 years ago | 02:00 - 02:30 | |
| Season 11, Episode 5 - "Fantastic Easter Special" When Stan questions the relationship between Easter Eggs, rabbits, Christ's death and resurrection, he finds himself drawn into an odd brotherhood that is protecting an ancient secret. With the help of Kyle, Jesus, and a man named Teabag, Stan must discover the secret and get a rabbit to the Vatican before it's too late. |
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| + South Park | #4 | The Snuke | 29th Mar 2007 | 5 years ago | 02:00 - 02:30 | |
| Season 11, Episode 4 - "The Snuke" When a new Islamic student joins the class, Cartman immediately assumes he's a terrorist. Putting together the pieces of a terrorist attack Jack Bauer-style, Cartman and Kyle must work together to uncover a sinister plot against Hillary Clinton - and learn that an old enemy of the United States still holds a grudge. |
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| + South Park | #3 | Lice Capades | 22nd Mar 2007 | 5 years ago | 02:00 - 02:30 | |
| Season 11, Episode 3 - "Lice Capades" A South Park Elementary student is infested with head lice. The students want to know the name of the kid with the cooties, but Garrison won't reveal who it is. Accusations fly until Cartman devises a way to determine who has the bugs. Meanwhile, the lice do their best to survive the assault on their world. |
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| + South Park | #2 | Cartman Sucks | 15th Mar 2007 | 5 years ago | 02:00 - 02:30 | |
| Season 11, Episode 2 - "Cartman Sucks" Cartman tries to fix a prank he pulled on Butters but it only makes things worse for both of them. Butters' parents send him off to a camp that claims it can turn gay boys straight, but everyone there is a mess, so Butters tries to help them despite his own confusion. Meanwhile, Cartman shows a very disturbing photograph for 'Show and Tell.' |
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| + South Park | #1 | With Apologies to Jesse Jackson | 8th Mar 2007 | 5 years ago | 03:00 - 03:30 | |
| Season 11, Episode 1 - "With Apologies to Jesse Jackson" When Randy utters a racial slur on national television, it not only causes him to be shunned by society, it also strains Stan's friendship with Token. To help raise awareness of sensitivity to others, South Park Elementary brings in a "little person" as a guest speaker, but he finds himself in a fight with Cartman. |
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| + South Park | #14 | Stanley's Cup | 16th Nov 2006 | 5 years ago | 03:00 - 03:30 | |
| Season 10, Episode 14 - "Stanley's Cup" Stan finds himself in a bit of financial trouble when his bicycle is impounded, and has to take a job coaching Pee-Wee hockey to pay off the debt. Stan learns one of the players has cancer, and the only thing that might save him is if Stan can coach the team to victory. Unfortunately, he's facing a talentless group of players, a father who doesn't believe in him, and a ton of sports movie clichés. |
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| + South Park | #13 | Go God Go XII (2) | 9th Nov 2006 | 5 years ago | 03:00 - 03:30 | |
| Season 10, Episode 13 - "Go God Go XII (2)" Cartman is furious when his saviors in the future can't hook up the Nintendo Wii for him to play, so he makes a few phone calls to the past to try and prevent him from freezing himself. Of course, interfering with the past can drastically change the future, and Cartman may alter history forever. He also reveals a little secret that Ms. Garrison didn't want Richard Dawkins to know. |
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| + South Park | #12 | Go God Go (1) | 2nd Nov 2006 | 5 years ago | 03:00 - 03:30 | |
| Season 10, Episode 12 - "Go God Go (1)" Ms. Garrison is upset when she is required to teach the theory of evolution to her class, but when she is replaced by scientist Richard Dawkins, the two of them form a special bond. Cartman has no patience waiting for the new Nintendo Wii to arrive, so he devises a plan to freeze himself so that he can pass the time more quickly. Despite help from Butters, things go horribly wrong. |
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| + South Park | #11 | Hell On Earth 2006 | 26th Oct 2006 | 5 years ago | 02:00 - 02:30 | |
| Season 10, Episode 11 - "Hell On Earth 2006" It's nearly Halloween, and Satan decides he must throw the most amazing party ever seen. Satan's grandiose plans include the finest hotel, a long celebrity guest list, and a very special cake... that is, if The Three Murderers can deliver it on time. Meanwhile, the boys anger rapper Biggie Smalls by summoning him through their mirror. |
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| + South Park | #10 | Miss Teacher Bangs a Boy | 19th Oct 2006 | 5 years ago | 02:00 - 02:30 | |
| Season 10, Episode 10 - "Miss Teacher Bangs a Boy" Ike and his kindergarten teacher are having an affair, and Kyle is angry that no one seems interested in punishing the teacher for her crime. Meanwhile, Cartman has a new authoritative role: he's South Park Elementary's new hall monitor - a job he takes very seriously. |
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| + South Park | #9 | Mystery of the Urinal Deuce | 12th Oct 2006 | 5 years ago | 02:00 - 02:30 | |
| Season 10, Episode 9 - "Mystery of the Urinal Deuce" Cartman is convinced that there is a conspiracy behind the September 11th terrorist attacks, so he sets off to find the real culprit. Meanwhile, Mr. Mackey is wondering who went number 2 in the urinal of the men’s restroom. In order to get to the bottom of this, Mr. Mackey puts the Hardly Boys on the case. As it turns out, these two seemingly unrelated mysteries have intrinsic connections, all pointing to governmental involvement. |
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| + South Park | #8 | Make Love, Not Warcraft | 5th Oct 2006 | 5 years ago | 02:00 - 02:30 | |
| Season 10, Episode 8 - "Make Love, Not Warcraft" When an evil gamer begins to kill all the characters in World of Warcraft, the boys decide to join forces to take him down. Even Randy wants to get in on the action, much to Stan's dismay. Only a very special sword can help the boys defeat their powerful enemy. |
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| + South Park | #7 | Tsst | 4th May 2006 | 6 years ago | 02:00 - 02:30 | |
| Season 10, Episode 7 - "Tsst" Cartman's mom decides he's just too much to handle, so she hires a couple of television nannies to improve his behavior. When Cartman outsmarts them, she turns to a dog whisperer, who proves to be a tougher opponent than Cartman expected. |
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| + South Park | #6 | ManBearPig | 27th Apr 2006 | 6 years ago | 02:00 - 02:30 | |
| Season 10, Episode 6 - "ManBearPig" When the boys get mixed up with Al Gore's ManBearPig hunt, they become trapped in the Cave of Winds. While stuck inside, Cartman finds treasure and hides it from the other boys. A rescue team tries to help the boys, while Al Gore tries to put an end to ManBearPig. |
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| + South Park | #5 | A Million Little Fibers | 20th Apr 2006 | 6 years ago | 02:00 - 02:30 | |
| Season 10, Episode 5 - "A Million Little Fibers" Towelie tries to get his life in order and writes a book about his drug addiction. His book is endorsed by Oprah, which helps it to sell thousands of copies. Soon people find out an aspect of the book is false, and though they learn valuable lessons from the book, they still want to punish Towelie for lying to them. |
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| + South Park | #4 | Cartoon Wars Part II (2) | 13th Apr 2006 | 6 years ago | 02:00 - 02:30 | |
| Season 10, Episode 4 - "Cartoon Wars Part II (2)" Cartman reaches Family Guy studios first and learns the writers' secrets, and how to stop them. Kyle arrives soon after, and tries to stop Cartman's plan and save Family Guy and free speech. Soon, both boys are trying to persuade the president of FOX what to do. |
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| + South Park | #3 | Cartoon Wars Part I (1) | 6th Apr 2006 | 6 years ago | 02:00 - 02:30 | |
| Season 10, Episode 3 - "Cartoon Wars Part I (1)" Cartman and Kyle argue over the popular cartoon, Family Guy. Kyle loves the show, but Cartman hates it. When the show airs some controversial content, the boys go on a cross-country chase to Hollywood. The fate of the show could be in either Cartman's or Kyle's hands. Meanwhile the citizens of South Park try to form a plan to prevent a terrorist attack. |
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| + South Park | #2 | Smug Alert! | 30th Mar 2006 | 6 years ago | 03:00 - 03:30 | |
| Season 10, Episode 2 - "Smug Alert!" Kyle's dad buys a new hybrid car. This makes him feel smug, and he moves his family to San Francisco because people in South Park have no respect for the environment. To get Kyle back, Stan convinces people in South Park to buy hybrid cars, too. But when they do, it leads to extreme weather conditions in both San Francisco and South Park. |
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| + South Park | #1 | The Return of Chef | 23rd Mar 2006 | 6 years ago | 03:00 - 03:30 | |
| Season 10, Episode 1 - "The Return of Chef" Chef returns to South Park and the whole town is excited. The boys notice there is something odd about him, and they soon learn he has been brainwashed into molesting children. The boys set out on a mission to free Chef from an outside influence. |
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| + South Park | #14 | Bloody Mary | 8th Dec 2005 | 6 years ago | 03:00 - 03:30 | |
| Season 9, Episode 14 - "Bloody Mary" Stan feels embarrassed when his father is arrested for drunk driving. Meanwhile, a statue of the Virgin Mary bleeds and people from all over embark on pilgrimages to see it, hoping to be healed by its power. Randy believes the bleeding statue can cure him of his alcoholism. |
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| + South Park | #13 | Free Willzyx | 1st Dec 2005 | 6 years ago | 03:00 - 03:30 | |
| Season 9, Episode 13 - "Free Willzyx" Fooled by a pair of practical joker sea-life trainers, Kyle convinces the other boys that they need to free a "talking" whale and allow him to be reunited with his family on the moon. The boys' plan to save the whale becomes more complex than they originally thought, and soon they are looking for places to hide the poor creature. |
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| + South Park | #12 | Trapped in the Closet | 17th Nov 2005 | 6 years ago | 03:00 - 03:30 | |
| Season 9, Episode 12 - "Trapped in the Closet" Stan becomes interested in Scientology, and the Scientologists try to convince him he is to be their new leader. Tom Cruise goes into Stan's closet and refuses to come out, and even denies the fact that he's in the closet. Even R. Kelly's desperate pleas won't convince Tom Cruise to come on out. Meanwhile, Stan's involvement in Scientology puts a strain on his friendship with Kyle. |
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| + South Park | #11 | Ginger Kids | 10th Nov 2005 | 6 years ago | 03:00 - 03:30 | |
| Season 9, Episode 11 - "Ginger Kids" Cartman gives an oral report on "Ginger Kids" - kids with red hair, fair skin, and freckles - and convinces the other students to shun them. Due to a little prank, Cartman himself becomes infected with "Gingervitus" and, upset by all the teasing he originally promoted, he convinces ginger kids to follow his lead and fight for "Red Power." |
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| + South Park | #10 | Follow That Egg | 3rd Nov 2005 | 6 years ago | 03:00 - 03:30 | |
| Season 9, Episode 10 - "Follow That Egg" The children in Ms. Garrison's class are paired up to practice their parenting skills by taking care of eggs. Ms. Garrison realizes she still has feelings for Mr. Slave, who plans to marry Big Gay Al as soon as the Governor signs the same-sex marriage bill. Ms. Garrison, broken-hearted, tries to stop the gay-marriage bill from passing. |
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| + South Park | #9 | Marjorine | 27th Oct 2005 | 6 years ago | 02:00 - 02:30 | |
| Season 9, Episode 9 - "Marjorine" The boys have reason to think that girls can see into the future. They decide that one of them must pretend to be a girl so they can obtain access to the girls' secret information. All they have to do is fake Butters' death, and then re-introduce him to the class as "the new girl." Unfortunately, Mr. and Mrs. Stotch believe their son is really dead. |
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| + South Park | #8 | Two Days Before the Day After Tomorrow | 20th Oct 2005 | 6 years ago | 02:00 - 02:30 | |
| Season 9, Episode 8 - "Two Days Before the Day After Tomorrow" Stan and Cartman crash a speedboat into a dam, flooding the neighboring town of Beaverton. Since neither of the boys admits what they've done, people blame everything from the president to global warming for the disaster. They spend so much time trying to assign blame, that they have no time to help the citizens of Beaverton. |
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| + South Park | #7 | Erection Day | 21st Apr 2005 | 7 years ago | 02:00 - 02:30 | |
| Season 9, Episode 7 - "Erection Day" Jimmy fears his sudden, uncontrollable erections will prevent him from participating in the school talent show. He goes to Butters for advice, who tells him he must put his penis in a girl's vagina before it will get soft again. Jimmy tries to accomplish this before the talent show begins. |
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| + South Park | #6 | The Death of Eric Cartman | 14th Apr 2005 | 7 years ago | 02:00 - 02:30 | |
| Season 9, Episode 6 - "The Death of Eric Cartman" The boys have had it with Cartman, and decide to ignore him completely. When everyone joins in, Cartman assumes he must be dead. Thinking that Butters is the only one who can see him, he figures he must repent for all his sins to pass on into the afterlife. |
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| + South Park | #5 | The Losing Edge | 7th Apr 2005 | 7 years ago | 02:00 - 02:30 | |
| Season 9, Episode 5 - "The Losing Edge" The baseball season is ending, and the boys are happy because none of them enjoys the game. When they realize there is a post-season league, they intentionally try to lose so they can stop playing. Randy gets drunk and violent with other parents, but there is one parent he may not be able to intimidate. |
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| + South Park | #4 | Best Friends Forever | 31st Mar 2005 | 7 years ago | 03:00 - 03:30 | |
| Season 9, Episode 4 - "Best Friends Forever" Kenny gets a new Sony PSP, and Cartman is jealous. When Kenny is hit by a truck, Cartman learns that Kenny left him the Sony PSP in his will. Unfortunately for Cartman, Kenny is now in a vegetative state. Stan and Kyle fight to keep Kenny alive, and Cartman fights to let him die. Meanwhile, Satan's army is trying to take heaven and only Kenny can save it. |
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| + South Park | #3 | Wing | 24th Mar 2005 | 7 years ago | 03:00 - 03:30 | |
| Season 9, Episode 3 - "Wing" Upon discovering that Token has an amazing singing voice, the boys want to become his agents so they can collect ten percent of his earnings. Soon, they are representing Wing, who is the wife of the owner of City Wok. The boys travel to California to get her a record deal, but next thing they know, they are in trouble with the Chinese Mafia. |
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| + South Park | #2 | Die Hippie, Die | 17th Mar 2005 | 7 years ago | 03:00 - 03:30 | |
| Season 9, Episode 2 - "Die Hippie, Die" Cartman finally decides to rid the world of hippies once and for all. He goes around town trying to exterminate them, but when the Mayor allows the hippies to hold a Woodstock-like concert in South Park, Cartman's plan becomes a lot more difficult then he originally thought. |
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| + South Park | #1 | Mr. Garrison's Fancy New Vagina | 10th Mar 2005 | 7 years ago | 03:00 - 03:30 | |
| Season 9, Episode 1 - "Mr. Garrison's Fancy New Vagina" Mr. Garrison feels like a woman trapped in a man's body, so he gets a sex-change operation, but Mr. Slave doesn't like it at all. Meanwhile, Kyle wants to become tall and black so he can play basketball, and tries to convince his parents to let him get a "negroplasty." |
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| + South Park | #14 | Woodland Critter Christmas | 16th Dec 2004 | 7 years ago | 03:00 - 03:30 | |
| Season 8, Episode 14 - "Woodland Critter Christmas" It's nearly Christmas, and Stan stumbles upon several little woodland critters in the forest. They want him to build a manger so a porcupine can give birth to their Savior, but he soon discovers that they actually worship Satan. Stan needs to stop the animal Antichrist from being born, and also stop Kyle from being its human host. |
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| + South Park | #13 | Cartman's Incredible Gift | 9th Dec 2004 | 7 years ago | 03:00 - 03:30 | |
| Season 8, Episode 13 - "Cartman's Incredible Gift" Cartman suffers a head injury after trying to fly from his roof. While he is in the hospital, the police think that Cartman's trauma might have made him psychic, and they want him to help them catch a serial killer. Despite Cartman's bad suggestions, the detectives believe his gift is real. Meanwhile, Kyle tries to prove that Cartman's psychic powers are fake. |
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| + South Park | #12 | Stupid Spoiled Whore Video Playset | 2nd Dec 2004 | 7 years ago | 03:00 - 03:30 | |
| Season 8, Episode 12 - "Stupid Spoiled Whore Video Playset" Paris Hilton visits South Park to promote her merchandise. When her little dog commits suicide, she wants to keep Butters as her new pet. Meanwhile, Paris Hilton's influence causes all the girls in town to act like whores, and only Wendy doesn't like it. |
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| + South Park | #11 | Quest for Ratings | 18th Nov 2004 | 7 years ago | 03:00 - 03:30 | |
| Season 8, Episode 11 - "Quest for Ratings" The boys (along with Butters, Jimmy, and Token) start a school news show but it does poorly in the ratings. The students prefer Craig's show, which features close up shots of animals. Though the boys try to improve their show with gossip and gimmicks, they find better luck by taking a little cough syrup. |
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| + South Park | #10 | Pre-School | 11th Nov 2004 | 7 years ago | 03:00 - 03:30 | |
| Season 8, Episode 10 - "Pre-School" The boys find out that a former classmate, Trent Boyett, is being released from juvenile detention where he was serving time for arson. No one knows that the boys had something to do with the fire, and Trent wants his revenge. When he comes looking for them, they decide they need some protection. |
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| + South Park | #9 | Something Wall-Mart This Way Comes | 4th Nov 2004 | 7 years ago | 03:00 - 03:30 | |
| Season 8, Episode 9 - "Something Wall-Mart This Way Comes" A new Wall-Mart store is built in South Park, and everyone is excited about the great bargains. Stan notices that the local small businesses are suffering, but the townspeople are too bargain-obsessed to care. The boys try to find the store's weakness and shut it down. |
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| + South Park | #8 | Douche and Turd | 28th Oct 2004 | 7 years ago | 02:00 - 02:30 | |
| Season 8, Episode 8 - "Douche and Turd" PETA protests the fact that South Park Elementary has a cow for its mascot, so they school must choose a new one. Kyle thinks the new mascot should be a "Giant Douche," while Cartman feels it should be a "Turd Sandwich." When Stan doesn't want to vote, Puff Daddy tries to help Stan see the light, but not in a friendly way. |
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| + South Park | #7 | Goobacks | 29th Apr 2004 | 8 years ago | 02:00 - 02:30 | |
| Season 8, Episode 7 - "Goobacks" Immigrants from the future time-travel to the present looking for work. When the boys lose their snow shoveling operation, and hundreds of other people begin losing their jobs due to these “Goobacks," they look for ways to stop the influx of immigrants. The redneck men of South Park discover an especially creative solution to the problem. |
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| + South Park | #6 | The Jeffersons | 22nd Apr 2004 | 8 years ago | 02:00 - 02:30 | |
| Season 8, Episode 6 - "The Jeffersons" Mr. Jefferson and his son, Blanket, move into South Park. When Blanket invites the boys into his home to play, they are happy to enjoy all the toys, but Kyle feels sorry for Blanket. Since Mr. Jefferson is a rich black man, the police want to frame him for a horrible crime, while ignoring the fact that he may actually be committing other ones. |
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| + South Park | #5 | AWESOM-O | 15th Apr 2004 | 8 years ago | 02:00 - 02:30 | |
| Season 8, Episode 5 - "AWESOM-O" Cartman disguises himself as a robot to fool Butters into revealing embarrassing secrets, but he discovers that Butters also has some embarrassing information about him. Cartman’s disguise is good enough to fool several movie producers and the military, and they all want to use him for personal or political gain. |
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| + South Park | #4 | You Got F**ked in the Ass | 8th Apr 2004 | 8 years ago | 02:00 - 02:30 | |
| Season 8, Episode 4 - "You Got F**ked in the Ass" A group of kids from out of town challenges the boys to a dance contest. Stan is the only one who will accept the challenge, and he sets out to find four more dancers to help him win back his honor. He wants Butters to join his dance group, but Butters has been hiding a dark secret about his dancing days. |
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| + South Park | #3 | The Passion of the Jew | 1st Apr 2004 | 8 years ago | 03:00 - 03:30 | |
| Season 8, Episode 3 - "The Passion of the Jew" Each of the boys sees the film, The Passion of the Christ, and each reacts to it differently. Cartman wants to punish the Jews for their role in Christ’s death, Kyle questions his faith in Judaism, and Stan and Kenny visit Mel Gibson in Malibu to get their money back. |
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| + South Park | #2 | Up the Down Steroid | 25th Mar 2004 | 8 years ago | 03:00 - 03:30 | |
| Season 8, Episode 2 - "Up the Down Steroid" Jimmy and Timmy are preparing to participate in the Special Olympics, but Jimmy thinks maybe his training isn’t enough. While Jimmy tries steroids to improve his performance, Cartman pretends to be mentally challenged in order to compete and win a cash prize. Kyle and Timmy both try to stop their friends from cheating, but neither has any success. |
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| + South Park | #1 | Good Times with Weapons | 18th Mar 2004 | 8 years ago | 03:00 - 03:30 | |
| Season 8, Episode 1 - "Good Times with Weapons" The boys buy ninja weapons, and when they won't allow Butters to play with them, he re-emerges as his alter-ego, Professor Chaos. Of course, an anime-style battle ensues, and soon Butters gets a ninja star in the eye. The boys must figure out how to remove it without getting in even more trouble. |
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| + South Park | #15 | It's Christmas in Canada | 18th Dec 2003 | 8 years ago | 03:00 - 03:30 | |
| Season 7, Episode 15 - "It's Christmas in Canada" Because of a new Prime Minister and a new Canadian law, Ike's birth parents arrive in South Park and take him back to Canada. The Broflovskis are so sad, that Kyle and the boys travel to Canada to get Ike back. Once they arrive, they must go on a Wizard of Oz-like journey to reach the Prime minister and fight for Ike's return. |
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| + South Park | #14 | Raisins | 11th Dec 2003 | 8 years ago | 03:00 - 03:30 | |
| Season 7, Episode 14 - "Raisins" When Wendy dumps Stan, the guys try to cheer him up by taking him to "Raisins", a Hooters-like establishment with perky waitresses. Butters falls for one of the waitresses who flirts with him to earn bigger tips. Stan is still depressed, and becomes a Goth to try and get over Wendy. |
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| + South Park | #13 | Butt Out | 4th Dec 2003 | 8 years ago | 03:00 - 03:30 | |
| Season 7, Episode 13 - "Butt Out" An anti-smoking campaign group comes to South Park Elementary. The boys hate the dorky musical performance so much, that they decide to take up smoking just to avoid growing up to be like the performers. When Mr. Mackey catches them smoking, they have to answer to their parents, and to Rob Reiner. |
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| + South Park | #12 | All About the Mormons? | 20th Nov 2003 | 8 years ago | 03:00 - 03:30 | |
| Season 7, Episode 12 - "All About the Mormons?" A new kid joins the class, and he's a Mormon. Stan goes over to beat him up, but instead, they end up having dinner together. Stan sees how happy the Mormon family is, and questions his own family's faith. Randy assumes the Mormons are trying to convert his son, and decides he needs to kick a little ass. Soon Randy gets sucked into the hypnotic tales of Joseph Smith. |
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| + South Park | #11 | Casa Bonita | 13th Nov 2003 | 8 years ago | 03:00 - 03:30 | |
| Season 7, Episode 11 - "Casa Bonita" Kyle is allowed to take three friends to Casa Bonita (the Disneyland of Mexican restaurants) and he chooses to take Butters over Cartman. Cartman tries to be nice and suck up to Kyle, and at the same time, he does his best to prevent Butters from being able to go. |
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| + South Park | #10 | Grey Dawn | 6th Nov 2003 | 8 years ago | 03:00 - 03:30 | |
| Season 7, Episode 10 - "Grey Dawn" South Park experiences a series of accidents caused by senior citizens and their poor driving skills. When the seniors are treated like children, and are forced to give up their driver's licenses, they fight back with the assistance of the AARP. |
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| + South Park | #9 | Christian Rock Hard | 30th Oct 2003 | 8 years ago | 03:00 - 03:30 | |
| Season 7, Episode 9 - "Christian Rock Hard" The boys form a band, but are having trouble finding their identity as a group. Cartman suggests they become a Christian band, but Kyle vetoes that idea. They bet ten dollars to see who can get a platinum album first. Cartman forms his Christian band with Butters and Token, while Kyle and the other boys download music off the Internet and get arrested. |
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| + South Park | #8 | South Park is Gay! | 23rd Oct 2003 | 8 years ago | 02:00 - 02:30 | |
| Season 7, Episode 8 - "South Park is Gay!" The "Metrosexual" look arrives in South Park, and all the guys are trying it. Kyle is the only one who doesn't feel comfortable with it, and he loses friends and gets beaten up for not embracing the new look. Kyle thinks his only solution is to kill the creators of the new fad - the men from Queer Eye for the Straight Guy. |
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| + South Park | #7 | Red Man's Greed | 1st May 2003 | 9 years ago | 02:00 - 02:30 | |
| Season 7, Episode 7 - "Red Man's Greed" The owners of the Three Feathers Indian Casino want to purchase South Park, forcing the residents out of their homes. The boys encourage the whole town to work together to fight them off, staging a sit-in. To get the residents out of the way, the Indians give them blankets contaminated with SARS, and Stan must find a cure to save the town. |
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| + South Park | #6 | Lil' Crime Stoppers | 24th Apr 2003 | 9 years ago | 02:00 - 02:30 | |
| Season 7, Episode 6 - "Lil' Crime Stoppers" The boys play "junior detectives" to earn a little money. The boys solve the case of a missing doll, and the police are so impressed that they make the boys real detectives, assigning them to bust a meth lab. Meanwhile, poor Butters tries to provide a semen sample for evidence in a case. |
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| + South Park | #5 | Fat Butt and Pancake Head | 17th Apr 2003 | 9 years ago | 02:00 - 02:30 | |
| Season 7, Episode 5 - "Fat Butt and Pancake Head" Cartman dresses up his hand to look like a Jennifer Lopez puppet for a presentation on Latinos in the arts. However, after he wins an award, he keeps up the act. The puppet goes on to replace the real Jennifer Lopez, scoring a music deal and stealing her boyfriend, Ben Affleck. Naturally, this enrages Kyle. |
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| + South Park | #4 | I'm a Little Bit Country | 10th Apr 2003 | 9 years ago | 02:00 - 02:30 | |
| Season 7, Episode 4 - "I'm a Little Bit Country" The boys are assigned a group history project on the founding fathers of our nation. Cartman doesn't want to do any work so he tries to have a flashback to 1776, which instead results in a trip to the hospital. Meanwhile, war supporters and protesters are fighting in the streets of South Park, and they eventually divide the town in half. |
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| + South Park | #3 | Toilet Paper | 3rd Apr 2003 | 9 years ago | 03:00 - 03:30 | |
| Season 7, Episode 3 - "Toilet Paper" When the art teacher makes the boys stay after school for being rude in class, they TP her home. Afterwards, Kyle feels guilty and wants to confess, but Cartman won't allow it. Officer Barbrady investigates the crime with the help of a vandal named Josh, who wants something in return for his assistance. |
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| + South Park | #2 | Krazy Kripples | 27th Mar 2003 | 9 years ago | 03:00 - 03:30 | |
| Season 7, Episode 2 - "Krazy Kripples" When Christopher Reeve's appearance in South Park draws a bigger crowd than Jimmy's stand-up act, Jimmy is angry. He and Timmy want to start a club for people who have been crippled since birth. They join The Crips, thinking it's a group for crippled people, and get involved in a gang war. Meanwhile, Christopher Reeve and Gene Hackman struggle through a battle of their own. |
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| + South Park | #1 | Cancelled | 20th Mar 2003 | 9 years ago | 03:00 - 03:30 | |
| Season 7, Episode 1 - "Cancelled" The boys start feeling a sense of deja-vu, as if they're repeating the episode "Cartman Gets an Anal Probe." Chef takes Cartman and the boys to the proctologist, where Cartman's dormant anal probe suddenly becomes activated. Soon, the boys find themselves chatting with a giant taco and trying to save a universal reality show. |
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| + South Park | #17 | Red Sleigh Down | 12th Dec 2002 | 9 years ago | 03:00 - 03:30 | |
| Season 6, Episode 17 - "Red Sleigh Down" Cartman wants a particular toy this Christmas, but he knows he won't get it because he's been too naughty. He realizes he's going to have to do something extra special to get on the good list, so he creates a plan to bring Christmas to Iraq. With the help of Mr. Hankey, Santa agrees to visit Iraq, but his sleigh is shot down. It's up to Jesus Christ to save Santa Claus. |
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| + South Park | #16 | My Future Self 'n' Me | 5th Dec 2002 | 9 years ago | 03:00 - 03:30 | |
| Season 6, Episode 16 - "My Future Self 'n' Me" Stan's future self appears, and Stan is mortified to learn that in the future, he's a total loser. When he sees that Butters also met a future self, he becomes suspicious. When Stan feels the need for revenge on those who fooled him, Cartman comes up with a shocking plan. |
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| + South Park | #15 | The Biggest Douche in the Universe | 28th Nov 2002 | 9 years ago | 03:00 - 03:30 | |
| Season 6, Episode 15 - "The Biggest Douche in the Universe" Cartman's body cannot contain Kenny's soul much longer, so Chef and the boys looks for ways to remove Kenny's presence. They go to New York to see a medium, but discover he's a fake - only Kyle believes in him. Stan sets out to prove that the medium is the "Biggest Douche in the Universe". Meanwhile, Chef takes Cartman to Scotland and visits his parents, who try to free Cartman of Kenny's soul. |
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| + South Park | #14 | Death Camp of Tolerance | 21st Nov 2002 | 9 years ago | 03:00 - 03:30 | |
| Season 6, Episode 14 - "Death Camp of Tolerance" Mr. Garrison tries to get fired from teaching fourth grade with the help of his new "assistant," Mr. Slave. Mr. Garrison pushes the boundaries of tolerance as far as he can, by inserting a gerbil into Mr. Slave's ass, right in front of the children. Meanwhile when the boys say their teacher is acting really gay in class, their parents send them to Tolerance Camp. |
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| + South Park | #13 | The Return of the Fellowship of the Ring... | 14th Nov 2002 | 9 years ago | 03:00 - 03:30 | |
| Season 6, Episode 13 - "The Return of the Fellowship of the Ring to the Two Towers" Randy and Sharon give the boys a videotape of Lord of the Rings to take over to Butters, but the tape was accidentally switched with a porno movie, and Butters watches it. The parents send the boys to get the dirty tape back, but everyone seems to want it, including Butters and a group of sixth graders. The boys then undertake an epic quest to return the movie to the video store. |
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| + South Park | #12 | A Ladder to Heaven | 7th Nov 2002 | 9 years ago | 03:00 - 03:30 | |
| Season 6, Episode 12 - "A Ladder to Heaven" The boys win a candy shopping spree, but since Kenny actually had the winning ticket, they go to visit his remains to try and find it. Not finding the ticket there, the boys try to build a ladder to heaven in order to see Kenny. The government sees the potential to exploit this, and quickly gets involved. Meanwhile, Cartman begins seeing things through Kenny's eyes. |
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| + South Park | #11 | Child Abduction is Not Funny | 25th Jul 2002 | 9 years ago | 02:00 - 02:30 | |
| Season 6, Episode 11 - "Child Abduction is Not Funny" Tweek's parents become concerned about child abduction, and though they try to teach him how to be safe, they're afraid they have failed. Other parents become concerned as well, and soon the whole town is taking drastic measures to prevent child abduction, even going so far as to erect a wall around the town of South Park. |
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| + South Park | #10 | Bebe's Boobs Destroy Society | 18th Jul 2002 | 9 years ago | 02:00 - 02:30 | |
| Season 6, Episode 10 - "Bebe's Boobs Destroy Society" The children finally return to school for the first time after Ms. Choksondik's tragic death. Bebe has begun to develop physically since the last time they've seen her, and the boys make fools of themselves over her, without really understanding why. This makes Wendy jealous, so she sets out to do something about it. |
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| + South Park | #9 | Free Hat | 11th Jul 2002 | 9 years ago | 02:00 - 02:30 | |
| Season 6, Episode 9 - "Free Hat" The boys are upset that movie producers are re-editing their favorite films. They form a group dedicated to fight this injustice, promising free hats to whoever attends the first meeting. However, the people who show up for the meeting are there for a different cause, so the two groups decide to help each other out. The boys try to convince George Lucas and Steven Spielberg to leave Raiders of the Lost Ark alone. |
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| + South Park | #8 | Red Hot Catholic Love | 4th Jul 2002 | 9 years ago | 02:00 - 02:30 | |
| Season 6, Episode 8 - "Red Hot Catholic Love" A retreat is being held for Catholic children, but the parents, concerned about priests molesting their children, won't let them go. The parents decide to abandon their religion and become Atheists. Meanwhile, Cartman thinks that if you eat from your butt, you will crap out your mouth, and puts his theory to the test. |
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| + South Park | #7 | The Simpsons Already Did It | 27th Jun 2002 | 9 years ago | 02:00 - 02:30 | |
| Season 6, Episode 7 - "The Simpsons Already Did It" Butters, in his alter-ego as Professor Chaos, develops an evil scheme to block out the sun, but finds out that The Simpsons already did it. Every evil plan he comes up with was already used on The Simpsons, driving him to insanity. Meanwhile, Cartman orders some "sea people" to nurture his dreams of a different reality, but he is disappointed when he finds out what they really are. When he mixes his sea people with another ingredient, a very unusual thing happens. |
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